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February 28, 2008

for success

We've been invited to a May wedding and I have no idea what to wear. The wedding itself is being held in a Japanese Garden and the invite says "Garden Reception To Follow". What the eff does that mean?

Since I can't tell how formal or casual this gig is going to be, I want to strike a nice middle ground. Something "classy" but "cute" and also very "functional" (Am I going to be walking on grass? Standing a lot? In direct sunlight for hours?).

I'm also deciding between purchasing something, making something, or having something made. Having something made is a lot less expensive than you'd think, but I have to choose a style so that I can get a quote.

What do you think of something like one of these? Where it could be formal, but it could also be paired with flats and 'dressed down' a bit. My only qualifications is that it isn't strapless or halter neck. I need to wear a bra.

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(I kind of REALLY love this color silk.)


Maybe more retro?

This one even has a jacket option:

Not in yellow, though:

Maybe some sassy details?

February 27, 2008

kill me softly

Did I ever tell you that the internet wants to kill me? It's not a conspiracy theory -- it's for real.

Not Martha wants me to die of deliciousness. She made bacon cups. Lemme repeat bacon. cups. BACON CUPS!

Kate wants me to die of laughing. Holy effing eff. I finally watched Idiocracy, on her suggestion, and I was in tears - TEARS - for the whole thing. Hilarious, but also a bit sad, because... it could almost happen. (plus the Marketeer in me loves/hates the fact that EVERYTHING is an advertisement. It's funny because it's true... this is an example of what TV watching will be like in 500 years, the show is called "Ow! My Balls!") And OMG, the polyester shiny clothes? With the logos all over them?

Danielle wants me to die from being honest with myself.

Adam wants me to die from Darth Vader.

Bliss wants me to die of jealousy, because all I want in this life is a cell phone with a QWERTY keyboard - is that so wrong?!

February 25, 2008

the highs and the lows

Sunday night, Kate and Adam were in our 'hood, deep in the ghetto where the rabbits roam free, and so we baited them into coming out to dinner with us. I laid a trail of cookie crumbs and glitter into the twists and turns of our cul-de-sac, beckoning them near...

As usual, the conversation took a medley of twists and turns and I accidentally exposed the depths of My Crazy. Told them about vivid memories that I have of an outing which everyone swears never happened... When was the last time you had pie and discussed alchemy, huh? NEVER that's when. And you know why? Because once you start talking about it, you contract Verbal Diarrhea and cannot stop talking about symbols and runes and tarot cards and how you're really a libra and about that time that the Psychic was totally right and how you've only slept something like 6 hours in 3 days and somehow you're still standing because it's all the moon wobbles! Normal People don't subject their friends to this. And for good reason!

Fortunately, Kate and Adam are good sports and they entertained My Crazy (and Ryan's Crazy too, if we're being honest). And after they left, I was all full up with good energy and positive vibrations and chakras and... wait, that's the Crazy again. I was just plain wound-up and so I decided to watch some decidedly low-brow TV: The Roast of Flavor Flav. Oh. My. God. It's... everything you hoped it would be. FF has been SUCH a nutbag that there is plenty of material and I am still deep in crush with Lisa Lampenelli, The Queen of Mean. I was sad that her segment was the shortest, but I suspect it's all a ploy to get you to buy the unedited DVD.

Some of the best jokes of the night were delivered by Snoop Dogg - I know! I was surprised too! Good writers and a lot of practice, I guess. My favorite: "I wanted to listen to Ice-T's album on the way over here... but I don't have a cassette player in my car"

Highlight reel here.

p.s. I only slept from 5:30am-7:30am last night.

February 20, 2008

on his own two feet

I am a Kick Ass Marketer (that's an actual term, in case you don't know) and a Helluva PR Manager (also, industry terminology) and in a few keystrokes, I have booked my client (Ryan) some decent gigs and gotten him some press and blah blah blah (I'M AWESOME).

In order to keep the World abreast of his latest developments, I have set up a blog over on his own site to highlight and chronicle and... whatever. I am still sporking around with the design template and the rest of the site, so bear with me. For instance, if you don't use the www in the address, it takes you to the old site... which is ok, but you won't see the blog. I don't know how to fix it yet. So... whatever.

Anyhoogle, now you can see Ryan's own Flickr stream (what? Welcome to 2008!) although the pictures are all stolen from my own pictures for now. I expect in the very near future, the Dear Boy is going to learn how to blog and Flickr and socially network, Brave New World.

moon wobbles

Monday night, I just plain couldn't sleep. I had a REALLY bad migraine all weekend that nearly killed me (lasted about 35 hours) and I figured that after all that, my body felt so much better that my endorphins were kicking in and keeping me awake. In total, I slept from 4am - 6am.

Ryan said: it's the moon.

Tuesday, I went to Wal-Mart at lunch and a lady came up to me and started speaking some jumble of Spanish and... well, jumble that I couldn't understand. She was whispering something over and over and went to a rack and pulled off a shirt that looked similar to mine (white and red stripes) and then she was asking me what size it was (the one in her hand). All the while, I am trying to gently explain that I don't understand what she wanted. She followed me for a few steps when I started to slowly backpedal away. It was just a little odd.

Ryan said: it's the moon.

Last night, Boston popped into my head. I told Ryan that we need to go back there, now that we are "adults" and travel with more than $25 in our pocket (sure, it's only $30, but it's an improvement!). He agreed. Then I dreamt about a blogger meetup in Boston and I was sitting in a diner with Emily. And Ryan suggested that we move there, because he found this interesting little hippie shack out behind the diner that was for rent, and so we were considering just never going back home. Then today, I found out that:

1) I might be going to Boston in a couple of months for a conference, which just happens to be a Thursday & Friday (meaning the weekend is MINE to play in Bean Town) and
2) There is a lunar eclipse tonight... the last one of 2008. And there won't be another until 2010!

Spread the word.

Mia: lunar eclipse tonight - do you have a bonfire prepared?
mark: and goats blood
Mia: ok good
Mia: it's been cloudy and rainy here all day... might not be able to see it
Mia: have to BBQ my goats indoors
mark: lame
Mia: on the Foreman grill
mark: LAME

February 16, 2008

so close you can't see it

A couple of weeks ago, when I was having too much fun with Kate and Adam, we had a series of rather off-color dinner discussions (precisely why I love these people) and one of the topics was about dirty jokes that slip past TV censors. We talked, of course, about South Park and how Trey Parker and Matt Stone are notorious for adding a barrel of dirty words into each episode, so that by the time the Censor goes through with his/her red pen, there will still be a bunch more that still do make it into the show. Also, in the commentary of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, they talk about how the Censor assigned to their show is actually very relaxed and so they get to do/say a lot of things that they wouldn't expect. However, most people expect a raunchy joke here and there out of cable television shows. But my top 2 favorite slips are actually network shows.

#1 - Arrested Development

George Bluth senior is under house arrest and after repeated prison escape attempts. He is forced to wear an ankle monitor and (though we don't see him actually try) he reports that he can't get further than the hallway without the "that thing going off." Over several episodes, he comes up with several escape plans, although they all fail. An option serendipitiously presents itself when he drops his ice cream sandwich behind the refrigerator, and discovers a hidden ventiliation vent. As he works to pry the vent cover off he remarks upon his luck and that he can finally "slip past the sensors."

Buster stumbles into the kitchen moments later and notices that the refrigerator is pushed out away from the wall and that he needs to put it back because "if mother sees this she will blow a cow."

Buster's line is meant to be a blustering misinterpretation of "have a cow" and "blow a fuse" but in the context of slipping past the sensor/censors it's brilliant, subtle genius.

#2 - 30 Rock

Liz Lemon's family comes to visit New York and after a fun-filled day that finally convinces Jack Donoghy that they are legitimately happy (not faking, as he insists), the family ends up at dinner with Jack (and his mother) and when the check arrives, Dick Lemon (Liz's father) offers to pay the bill. Everyone reaches for the check and offers up their money, which Dick declines, saying "It wouldn't be a Lemon party without ol' Dick!"

The line is brilliant and funny in that the Lemons are over-bouyant in their happiness and their closeness as a family. The father couldn't be more proud and cheerful about picking up the check and it's true that he does see everything about his family as a "party." And double brilliant if you know what a Lemon Party is. If you don't, click here to check Urban Dictionary (this is not work safe).

Well played, Tina Fey, well played.

February 15, 2008

Dog Show!

I am feeling kind of Bossy today, so I am going to blatantly rip off her trademark style post some pictures and words, only without all the witty banter and cleverness that you'd find over at Bossy's place.

Now that you're adequately excited, let's begin:

After sending Valentines out to all of my friends and loved ones posting a Valentine that I made of Alec Baldwin and Rachel Dratch on Flickr

I headed out for a night of fun and laughter with the love of my life, Kate Ryan. For Valentine's Day, I gave him a sexy coupon. It was a buy-one/get-one sale at Subway. I knew he'd get good use out of it.

He got me a Lamborghini. It's nice. Smells good inside. I was hoping for SweeTarts, but it's ok. There's always next year.

We drove it really slow to LA (just to combat the sterotype that all women sports car owners are bad drivers) to see Hair of the Mangy Dog, which is a comedy troupe in which 50% of the performers are bald. And 100% of the performers shave their legs.

They are hugely successful and you've seen them in all kinds of venues. But none as elegant shitty unique as this one. It had live wires, dusty funhouse mirrors, and blood stained carpets real character!

But the building was fabulous. And everyone really got into the Valentine's Day spirit.

I made videos of two of the sketches, but my camera is being uncooperative. I will send them to Comedy Central YouTube at my earliest convenience.

After the funny, we partook in some free cake Art. There were a lot of meaningful and moving pieces of crap. But I am a good sport and love a good pretentious artist art show as much as the next guy.

We saw a movie about Zen and underwater dancing.

We saw a cupid in baggy underpants.

We saw Pan in furry underpants.

We lost our souls, wandering down a dark alley. Instead of being eaten by vampires, we found a coffee shop.

We went down the wrong street and found LA's love poem to us.

February 14, 2008

one of a million reasons

I'm really, truly, 100% not into Valentine's Day. Not to say that I haven't sent a card or two or bought some chocolates in my day, it's just not THAT important to me. Which is why I am so wonderful terrible. At least to people who DO like all the V-Day smooshiness.

Instead, love is an every day thing. To prove it, this new writing endeavor and blog category: Why I Married Him

I was gone for a business trip to Chicago for something like 30 hours, start to finish. When I got home, there was a note waiting for me. And vacuumed carpets. And a clean bathroom. And a made bed. And even some flowers.

February 13, 2008

PLUG!

Yesterday's rant was a little passive-aggressive, even for me. So to balance out the Karma, Chi, Chai Tea, and whatever else is sloshing around, I wanted to share something good.

Thursday, February 14th is your chance to get your Free Comedy on! And if you're one of those hopeless romantics who cannot live without some smooshiness in your life, be sure to check out Hair of the Mangy Dog perform "Love Songs" which is hands-down the most brilliant sketch comedy you will see in your life. Read all about everything and set the world straight over here.

February 12, 2008

Mass Foward Emails (hoax edition)

I need to start a Shit List because the running list in my head is becoming too long and unruly... and it always feels better to vent a bit and get it off my chest. So, here's #1:

Mass Foward Emails (hoax edition)

Look, every abducted child is a tragedy. I whole heartedly agree. But blindly sending emails to everyone in your address book is NOT the solution. In the time that it takes you to type in everyone's addresses, you could verify the validity of what you're sending out. It's FREE at snopes.com. They even have a whole section for missing people, broken into adults and children to make it EASY. For fuck's sake, it's not that hard to make sure that you're not just spamming the shit out of people all the time. This is the 3rd time that I have gotten this same "warning" in as many days. And I've gotten it several other times over the YEARS.

So, I respond to your email and say:

In a message dated 2/12/08 3:06:23 PM, GiddyGirlie writes:

FYI - I have gotten this one already a few different times and it is a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/ashleyflores.asp

Which I was sending as a courtesy. That way you're not adding to the disinformation. Or bothering people. Or both.

But it was really your response that landed you a spot on my Shit List:

FYI - dont know what craps a hoax or not. dont really give a shit . but if it says amber alert . i just forward it cause if it was real id want people to do the same. i let the other people look it up i aint got the time

February 11, 2008

get your Kong on

Do you like Donkey Kong or hate Donkey Kong? It doesn't matter. Watch "King of Kong: Fistful of Quarters". And then, when you can't stop laughing and cheering, go to the website and browse the forums and jump right into the middle of the action!!

Last summer, at Comic Con, there was a booth on the floor to promote the movie, which had a group of DK machines that you could play. It caught my eye and so I made a mental note to check out the movie. Only, the sticky stuff on the back of my mental note wasn't very good and so I missed the movie until I rented it this weekend. My impression was that it was a documentary of a world championship game of DK, which sounded interesting enough. Ryan had a lot of work to do, so he was working and listening along, but after the first few minutes he had to keep taking breaks to sit and actually watch the movie. It is amazing how engrossing it is.

At first, you're laughing at the Game Geeks. I mean, let's be honest. When you see a pale-faced guy with a greasy comb-over and huge wire frame glasses, you think it's a parody of a Game Geek, but no... so then you laugh (even though it is NOT NICE TO LAUGH). And then you hear their stories about someone who is the Galaga champion and someone else who is the Centipede master and you're like "ha ha GEEK" and then you just suddenly get sucked in. In an instant, you're like HELL YES to the high scorers and you get sucked into the drama of high-stakes gaming. Like the people who alter the game boards or invent cheat codes (yes, for Donkey Kong!). And the who-knows-who circle of gaming and the cliques and rivalries, etc [see Forums on KoK site, although there may be spoilers. It's totally worth a few minutes of your time.]. It's amazingly interesting. And it's even more fun to know that the saga continues.

The world record for Donkey Kong was held for 23 years with no one coming even close to the high score, until a virtually unknown player not only beat the record, but slapped it on the ass. The documentary follows the controversy surrounding the new score, whether it was legitimate, etc. But it is interesting to note that since then, the high score has been handed back and forth between the 2 challengers on a very regular basis.

It sounds strange, but it is crazy fun. Made me want to go back to my Donkey Kong Country days (but not the hair).

Also: saw a preview for the new Jack Black & Mos Def movie, Be Kind, Rewind which made me pee my pants. The premise is that the 2 guys own a video store (in the days of VHS) and they accidentally erase ALL of the videos in the store. Since they can't afford to replace the movies, they re-make them themselves. [trailer] The website is hilarious and you have an opportunity to "Swede" yourself.

February 8, 2008

just a thought

So on the one hand, I'm considering doing some upgrades to our (rented) house because I kind of would love to live here forever. Maybe even make a pitch to buy it from the owners in the next year or so. But on the other, I kind of want to see the world. And since I am not independently wealthy, I can't just jet off to Indonesia any time I feel like it. But what I CAN do is move.

The company that I work for (The Borg) has very few actual offices these days and something like 65% of employees work from home. In the department that I am in (Marketing), the number of home-based workers is even higher. Like 85%. But since I started off in an office building, that transition to home office is slow - and maybe never - and I am currently trying to work at least 2 days a week from home. It's amazing how little you actually need an office. And many of the people that I work with have embraced this newfound freedom and actually moved away the office. Moved out of Orange County and even California. Since the work is portable, they went where they wanted.

So, in theory, I could live anywhere and keep my job. I'd have to keep US business hours (even if I moved to Europe or Africa or Australia), which is ok with me. Truth be told, I'd be FANTASTIC in the UK, where my Pacific Time "vampire schedule" would work to my advantage. Think of it: work noon-8 and still be ahead of all those East Coast chumps!! There are also opportunities to work inside some of the other offices (so if I moved to Dusseldorf, I wouldn't be all alone), if I wanted, which could be interesting.

Yesterday, after a long and boring series of events, I wound up on Craigslist looking at the price of apartments in Manhattan. You know, just to SEE. And it turns out that the rents aren't nearly as bad as I had imagined. Sure, you only get 700 square feet, but still. Ryan and I started talking about the 'what ifs' of moving, like what if we only moved for a year and came back? Then 700 sq ft wouldn't be so bad, because we'd leave everything in our current house here in storage. We'd just buy a bed and a couch or whatever on that side of the country. What if we treated it like a yearlong vacation? Except that we'd have to work every day, like usual, but we could use all the weekends to explore the city, see the museums, figure out the subway. And never have to pay for a hotel.

What if we did this for 2 years? Live in New York for 6 months and then move to Chicago for 6 months? And then maybe... Paris - why not? The cats can still come along. We've lived in tight quarters before.

What if we move to LA? We know some truly wonderful people up there and even though it's not that far, we don't make the drive and see them as often as we'd like. Plus, it might afford us both some foot-in-the-door career opportunities. My family wouldn't be impossibly far away, so I could see them every day if I wanted [to sit in 2 hours of traffic to go 30 miles] or only see them once a year and everyone would understand. The space difference between OC and LA is like that. Each mile counts as 100.

What if we moved to the beach/mountains/desert/farm? As long as we have access to internet and FedEx, we're golden. So it's seriously something that we could manage. But it's still just a thought.

February 6, 2008

welcome web searchers!

I just looked at my referral stats, because the search queries are always good for a giggle. These are the interesting ones from the past week:

  • a girl named ali naked - Aw, too bad. Wrong naked girl.
  • all video when a boy take a really hot girl shert and his pant off then the boy kiss the really hot girl boobs - I haven't taken a really hot girl shert in a LONG time. Wastes too much toilet paper.
  • boy ditches prom date - This is sad. And mostly because it's semi-accurate.
  • can you see up my dress - Not from here.
  • come to me so i can dress you up - Hey! Is this What Not To Wear? Awesome!!
  • cougar camp lesbian - A whole camp, eh?
  • craigslist ryan's room pirates - Room pirates are the WORST.
  • creepy guy in new orleans square in disneyland - That guy sucks.
  • dena's closet buttons - She'll tell people about her buttons when she's ready
  • fat girl sits on wee man - You mean the actual Wee Man? From Jackass?! I never.
  • fat joe and his wife at new year's eve club mansion - What's up Fat Joe?
  • futurama weiner "soda fountain" - Weiner soda fountain? I kind of like this idea.
  • giddy and blur in the brain. - in a nutshell, yes.
  • girl who craps on a jacuzzi - Why do you have to be googlin' all my secrets?!
  • hang si won super comfy mattress - Happy New Year to you also.
  • i can dress you up but i can't take you out - *sigh* what did I do this time?
  • just once more old girl then you can rest t shirt - ok, but this is the LAST one
  • little.girl.6.bathing.2.suit. - Um, ew.
  • lucious cheeks video - yes, lucious.
  • made him wear a dress - And I'd do it again!!
  • men forced to be girlie - like that's hard to do!
  • naked 16 year old girlie - Another disappointment. I am way too old for you, perv.
  • people that you can dress on the internet right now - right now!
  • pic "young girl" anyone more butt beach bare - anyone more!
  • pink you cant take me to momm - no, Pink, no!!!
  • should young girl use men's restroom - if Young Girl doesn't want to wait in the long line for the women's room, yes.
  • shows over here dress you up cant take her anyway - it shows all the way over there? Whoops.
  • toddler limping random - Limping random what? Random what?!
  • ver moron-all boys - tell me about it!
  • women with giggling boobsin photos - I assume "boobsin" should be "boobs in". But the part I really like is the giggling boobs.

February 5, 2008

attention Flickreenos!

It will come as no surprise to anyone that I am a total busybody, so I have to go sticking my nose into everything. And this time, it paid off!

I read an article recently about the Library of Congress having a surplus of old pictures that they were unsure what to do with and the volumes of images that they had were too unruly to try and tag them in any meaningful manner. Enter Flickr. The LOC has set up their own Flickr account, where they are posting pictures from the archives and ask that everyone (ME!!) tag the photos with anything relevant. The more meaningful the tags are, the better that they can be explored and re-purposed. Plus, you get to add your 2 cents and isn't that ALWAYS the best part?!

Add your tags to their photos here: http://flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/

I implore you, to PLEASE don't read the comments. People are morons. And nearly every image has a resolution complaint "I want to make this my desktop, but my Mac requires a resolution of ___ x ____. Can you please re-scan and post?" IDIOTS, I tell you.

February 4, 2008

week enders

Other things that I had forgotten to include in the post about Friday:

At The Grove, we stopped in to look at one of the two Quiksilver stores (directly facing each other). One of the shops used to be a Tony Hawk store, but now has turned into a Quik store and the others always has been a 'board riders club' store. I was tickled to see that some of Ryan's original art, which was installed before the stores were open, is still there. Even the Tony Hawk display, which is now incongruous to the rest of the surf apparel in the shop. In one store, most of the detail stuff that Ryan did had been replaced, but the lava lamp head is still there.

He made several of these at the time, and the one candid photo that I have of him painting them is the exact one that is still in the shop at The Grove.

One of our dinner conversations was about "I Am Legend" and how it was not as bad as everyone said it was. So later that night, we had a living room slumber party and watched it [I can neither confirm nor deny where the DVD came from]. It was much better than I had expected, and while not exactly scary per se, after watching Cloverfield and then seeing IAL, I felt entirely frazzled and immediately regretted my decision to watch either of those. I didn't have nightmares, but just felt kind of raw. Like you do after a nightmare. So, moral of the story: don't invite me to your scary movie/slasher pic weekend.

On Sunday, I was able to meet up with Dan and his family, along with Pea for a little while at Disneyland. Dan & Co. were in town visiting and decided to brave the rain and hit up the House of Mouse. Due to my vampire-like schedule and an array of regularly scheduled chores and errands, I wasn't able to make it for the meet up until late in the afternoon. At the exact moment that everyone had decided that they were pooped and couldn't drag their corpses around any longer. So I met them basically to walk out of the park and see them on their way. Which was still nice. Dan's tiny neice who was snoozing (she'd already been on a bunch of rides AND met Ariel, which in my book, means that you can rest happy) in her stroller is like an angel made of marzipan that you can't eat or else the Precious Moments police would come after you. Her red hair alone had me reeling. She was such a doll. Good thing she was asleep under her parents' careful watch, or else I would have pocketed her and runnoft. Dan's own little Z Man was an idyllic picture of adoration unto himself. I love teeny people, and this one was no exception. He was so perfectly content to eat his popcorn, piece by piece, while turning the popcorn box around and around to look at Mickey's picture. It was really very sweet. And I sincerely loved that the entire time that we were in the Emporium looking at souveniers, the only thing that he was even vaguely interested in pulling off the shelf for a closer look was some scrapbooking paper covered with Disney characters. Surrounded by porcelain statues and fragile coffee mugs, the boy wanted to look at some paper. Now THAT is a refreshing change. And if it was dropped (which it wasn't), no broom would be necessary.

The whole group stopped to watch the Flag Retreat ceremony, which is pretty involved and has a full band playing the Star Spangled Banner and audio clips from great moments in American history (think 'one small step for man'). Zach was content to tap his feet in his stroller and hug his Mickey tight, which was so cute and chock full of American Spirit. Dan's sister, who is a total hoot BTW, said "Ooh! Let's sing along!" and Dan happily obliged. I love people that are so real and comfortable that they can just bust out in song. And that they know all the words. And that they wanted to continue to sing every nation's anthem, because... why not? No one remembered any of the lyrics past "Oh, Canada" so we had to move on. Next time, I will come prepared.

The last stop was, of course, to the potties and near City Hall on Main Street the Fire House had its doors open, which meant that the kids could crawl all over the antique fire cart (pulled by horses) and amuse themselves. It took some coaxing, but we got Zach up on the buckboard and everyone whipped out the cameras. I'm fairly certain that you could assemble all of our pics into a 3D representation of the moment.

It was sad that our time together was so short lived, but it was nice to see everyone and finally meet Dan's wife Kelly. After all these years! She is even cuter in person and it took EVERY LAST OUNCE OF MY STRENGTH not to turn into a social retard and gush about how freaking adorable her glasses are and how I really want glasses like that but my face is too wide and hers are so pretty and fit her face perfectly, it's like they were made for each other and oh man you're so pretty to boot and... See? I come unraveled pretty easy. And once I start down that slippery slope, I am on the fast track to Never Being Invited Back.

So instead I headed home, still totally unaware of who was playing in the Super Bowl (until I saw Choppa's cupcake pictures, I sincerely had no idea). Ryan and I went out to dinner because everywhere was a Ghost Town. Normal people were eating chips and dips and screaming at their television sets. In the restaurant, I swear it was us, a gay couple, and an old Chinese guy. The only people on earth not in-the-know about Super Bowl. But we got excellent service. And after that, we came home and watched The Princess Bride which I had never seen all the way through. Very cute. And now I am off to find my copy of the book (which, as always, is even better than the film).

February 3, 2008

explosive fun

On Friday, Ryan and I met up with Kate and Adam to have a little fun in LA (both Kate and Adam live locally, for us it's a schlep) and check out some art. We did that, and more, and had more adventure and excitement and nausea than was rightfully allowed for four people.

  • We started off at Lala's for lunch which was FANTASTIC. The chimichurri sauce that they serve with the bread? Oh my. Skip the bread, just bring me a spoon. The food was excellent, but seriously we were sold on the condiments. Plus, hey! look at us! dining on international cuisine! We done gone and started living like movie stars!
  • After eating our body weight in cilantro and swapping stories of bathroom nightmares* we continued on to Gallery 1988 to view the Tribute To Stan Lee show before it closed.
  • The gallery show was fantastic. There were so many excellent pieces. It's no secret that I have a super crush on Amanda Vissel's art, and her piece for the show was no exception.
  • While looking at the last pieces in the exhibit, someone ran into the gallery and yelled about an explosion outside that we just had to see. All of us, including the person working at the gallery (Jensen, according to the blog post written about this by the gallery) ran out to discover that a fire hydrant had somehow come loose and water was shooting into the air. It was at LEAST 50 feet high and the power of the water was incredible. Onlookers from every building and business nearby crowded the streets, cameras at the ready.
    • I, of course, took several million pictures of the incident, chronicled over at Flickr.
    • I also made a video, available on YouTube
    • It took at least half an hour, maybe longer, to get the situation under control. The on/off valve was only a few feet away from the hydrant, so the firemen who came to shut it off couldn't get near it. They finally used a tarp so that one person could be working underneath without the water blasting him to bits, but the water was so powerful that it was literally pushing the 3-4 firemen holding the tarp to their knees.
    • Curiously, the line at Pink's was unaffected
    • The Fox News helicopter was circling the sky and we waved, so we might have been on teevee. Awesome.
  • After the excitement of the explosion, we decided to go see a movie and chill out a bit. We were torn between two movies, and since Juno didn't start for 2 more hours, we saw Cloverfield (boy's choice, BTW).
  • If you haven't seen Cloverfield, don't. Seriously. Kate warned us all that the handheld camera had made a lot of people motion sick and we shrugged it off. Which was a HUGE mistake. Both Adam and I got seriously queasy and while in the bathroom after the movie, I heard at least one lady lose her cookies over it. It was weird for me, because I never get motion sickness, but this just... I dunno. Anyway, the IDEA of the handheld camera during a disaster was novel, but the execution was bad. Personally, I didn't like the story, didn't feel compelled to like the characters, thought they were very unrealistic, and the monster wasn't enough of a payoff. And I'm not a huge monster-movie person, but still I was like "really? REALLY?"
  • To regain our equilibrium, we wandered around The Grove for a while. I had never been there, so it was cool to finally see. Although the fountain that they had just couldn't compete with the water show we'd already seen.
  • We went into a great little store called Duck Soup, where you can buy lots of vintage or retro inspired toys. I could have spent my whole paycheck. Also, Ryan & Kate got to ride in the Batmobile.
  • After loitering in Duck Soup for seemingly ever talking about Roseanne and Family Ties and how much we loved these shows, we headed out to Lola's for dinner.
  • We were going to grab a quick bite to eat, then jet out to Silverlake to see Adam's friend's art show opening. Only... we talk a lot. And we totally blew up the first date of the people sitting next to us*. They were trying to be all coy and flirty but were distracted by our barf stories and the gory details of Kate's stint on America's Most Wanted. After the guy grudgingly signed the check (those martinis weren't cheap and I'm fairly sure that girl was NOT putting out after all this), they sat 2 new people next to us. This time it was an obvious gold digger chick and a guy who barely spoke. Maybe she was an escort, who knows? But anyway, she was entranced by us... could NOT stop staring. She said maybe 2 words to the poor guy through the whole dinner, and instead re-lived Chris Elliott's "Get a Life" series and tips on how to get excommunicated from the Mormon church with us. The only time she turned back to her date was when there was some problem with the check and she thought his credit card had been declined. It wasn't, and so she brought her prying eyes back into our foray.
  • Although it felt like 10 minutes, we had actually stayed at Lola's for something like 2 hours and totally missed the gallery opening. And now it was late, and Ryan had work to do, so we had to pry ourselves away. No easy task.
  • I was also able to give Kate her Secret Project gift that I had been working on. Miss Bliss wasn't feeling well enough to join us that day, so I held her gift for some other time. 1) it's a good way to bribe her to hang out and 2) I get to re-live all the excitement of gift giving at another time. As soon as Bliss's gift has been given, I will post pictures. I am actually kind of happy with it. Even though it always feel inadequate.
  • Adam also had a brilliant idea for a new TV series, that I would be required to star in because 1) I like to craft and 2) I curse like a sailor. Those two elements are going to turn the whole industry on its ear. Stay tuned!!

*Editor's note: if you ever see us in a restaurant and don't have a rather bold stomach, ask the waitress to re-seat you. Otherwise, enjoy the ride. Feel free to spread the celebrity gossip, but don't retell our barf stories without giving proper credit. Thanks!

February 2, 2008

concert tickets are GO

I am now buzzing with excitement. I hold in my hands (sorta, they're really email tickets, but STILL!) tickets to see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and The Pietasters at the Avalon in Hollywood on March 1st!

You might have to be a ska nerd to truly appreciate it, but... this is huge. The 3rd wave scene pretty much died when it made the cross over to mainstream 'alternative' radio and the punk scene welcomed us in to their mosh pits until one too many NOFX copycats cluttered the clubs (looking at you, Blink 182!), diluted the sound, became mainstream 'alternative pop' radio and put the final nail in the coffin.

Most of the good bands (Bosstones and 'Tasters, included) hung in there and rode it out. Still performing, making new music, etc. But more than one [and if we're being honest, the Bosstones too] made the move toward a more radio-friendly sound and lost a lot of "us" along the way. The Pietasters was more resilient and their new stuff sounds incredibly like the old stuff from years ago... they were one of the lucky ones who never made it "big" enough to have to compromise for studio sales. I'll admit that I didn't buy the Bosstones 'Jackknife To A Swan' because it just didn't have it. It came across as a parody. So instead, I insulated myself with Don't Know How To Party and lived in the past. Like one of those Oldies-radio-listening grandmas, who still get flustered listening to Herman's Hermits or whatever.

But the band has largely reunited and the new songs hold truer to the MMB past than any before them. And even if they suck, I'd still go see them. It's been many a long year since I have seen Ben Carr dancing across the stage or Johnny Vegas showing people what's-what with that horn of his.

I also came across this on the internet and had to laugh. I have one (or two) of these someplace. Back from the days when bands would send you glossy 8 x 10's if you sent them a letter and every single one of them would autograph it. I always loved Dicky's letters, which were hand written on the backs of flyers for shows that had past, or for other bands he liked. I think my picture like this has a letter on the back from Dicky.