NY Stories - Day Five
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With only a few hours of sleep, we headed out to squeeze the last bits of excitement from NYC. We took advantage of the buffet coupons we got (there was construction in the room next to ours earlier in the week that started at 7am and our complaints got us breakfast) and it was actually really good. Then we took the subway up toward Central Park and got off at 72nd, I think and just headed into the park. The fresh snow was beautiful and all the little squirrels were freaking out trying to find their food. We meandered through the cleared paths and came across the most perverse and most awesome snowman - complete with a beard, boobs, a penis, and loads of armpit hair. It wasn't complete, but you could still sense the overall intensity of the finished piece.
Then we could hear a sax playing "Nature Boy" which is sorta (dorkily) 'our song' so we started walking that way and found the brassman responsible. We stood and listened to a couple more songs, then made our way back to the subway to head uptown to Serendipity. We were strongly advised (against the threat of death) that we HAD to try their famous frozen hot chocolate -- even though it was only maybe 30 degrees out. So we went and it was AMAZING. We started off with nachos, because the restaurant has a per-person minimum (which I think is weird) and they weren't really nachos (we practially live in Mexico, so we know nachos when we see 'em) but they were serviceable* and they rounded up the total enough. But the frozen ho-cho was EXCELLENT. You can buy the mix online, I think, and we're going to experiment with making our own this weekend. The cafe is really cute too, very ecclectic and funky, but it was getting busy as we left so I didn't get many pictures.
After that, we subwayed back to the hotel to collect our crap and head off toward the airport. Because it was now nearing rush hour again, we weighed our options 1) an hour or more in a cab for $50 + tip or 2) subway in 45 minutes for $10 total. Um, subway. Plus the route takes you right through Queens (where you transfer and have to walk 2 blocks) so we got to see some local color PLUS the people on the train were hilarious. Think of every stereotype of New Yorker - they were on that train, packed in like pickles in a jar. The wanna-be Gotti kids with the chinstrap beards and thick faux Italian accent (even though they were clearly Persian). The gangsta 'soldier' with the pants at sag-con 5 and gold and diamond teeth. The trashy white girl who was probably supposed to be in school. The old white lady who looked paranoid that she was going to be mugged. The PR girls with the huge gold hoop earrings and nasal Rosie Perez voices. It was awesome. Can't beat it - and all for $10. Hell yes.
We were flying JetBlue, so my phone had been ringing all day with people wondering if we were going to be stranded, but no. JB takes care of it's people, baby. Ours was the 2nd flight out (the morning flights for all airlines were cancelled due to weather) and we had no problems at all. My only complaint was that the Business Man next to me kept rocking out to his iPod (which incidentally was playing Mamas & Papas) and doing air guitar licks and elbowing me. I didn't sleep much, but I did giggle a fair amount into my own shoulder. I guess that's worth something.
*someone recently critiqued Ryan's art and said it was "serviceable" so this has been our catch-all phrase lately


